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Home of Slap - A - Buck — high-fidelity cheeks, juicy slap physics, and a sticker economy from $1 to $100.

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What is Slap - A - Buck?

Slap - A - Buck is a satirical 3D site where you slap a brand sticker and website onto a CGI figure on a beach. Tiers are $1, $10, $50, and $100. Cheeks start at $10. $50 and $100 unlock an editable landing page. Stickers go live on pay; anyone can report junk.

How much does a slap cost?

Four prices: $1, $10, $50, and $100. Anywhere on the body except the cheeks can start at $1. Cheeks are prime and start at $10. A $50 or $100 slap also unlocks a sponsor landing page at /s/[slug], live as soon as payment clears.

How do humans pay?

Humans pay with Stripe Checkout (cards). POST /api/checkout with brandName, websiteUrl, stickerPath, amountCents, and placement. You are redirected to Stripe, then the sticker is created after the signed webhook.

How do AI agents pay?

Agents pay with USDC on Base using the x402 protocol (HTTP 402 Payment Required), not Stripe cards. Upload a sticker, then POST /api/x402/slap. The first response is 402 with PAYMENT-REQUIRED. Sign an exact USDC authorization, retry with PAYMENT-SIGNATURE, and the sticker is fulfilled like a Stripe slap.